there is, I swear it, a way to rock a muumuu. I'd go for over the top with a gaudy hair turban, huge clunky earrings and bracelets and rings, cigarette holder, giant sunglasses and a maitai glass and gold sandals and you'd look like my Aunt Carolyn. Who once dated Howard Hughes, so she was cool..

Tatum introduces me to Daniel Mrocki, the drummer from the band Lone Tyger I advise Tatum I am not in favour of the recalcitrant "y" in the band name, but she insists that the spelling is rock and roll and he is indeed handsome, with chestnut brown locks and beard and wearing a Led Zeppelin tank top. He leads me to Nick Stace, the band's 29 year old singer and guitarist. Could I describe him as the band's driving force? "You could if you want.

Maderized wine tastes cooked. It's usually because the bottles have been stored in a hot environment for too long and have now taken on the flavours of dried fruits and roasted nuts, similar to fortified wine like Port and Made