It could be a Crash Davis/Nuke LaLoosh kind of situation. Batch can continue to collect a paycheck by continuing to mentor Pryor, teaching him the ways of the league and keeping him focused. Pryor can put his natural athletiThe NFL cheerleader who is almost deaf: How star dancer overcame her disability by using her eyes.Meanwhile, somewhere near buttfck Arkansas, the deflated FU Gaturds take on the worst team in the SEC, the Hogs of Fayetville, for what could be a showdown of the West and east division of the SEC cellar dwellers. It ought to be a humdinger, or a hot hootchiecooochie, in the immortal words of Mick Huber, the inane Gaturd announcer. This game will be carried by the Tinsley Broadcasting network: stock up on your aluminum foil for the rabbit ear antennas trailer dwellers..

Boren ain't bad either. And Michelle. Gotta love that Michelle! Right now I'm in the mood to send every Republican back to his or her country club where they can swill martinis and whine abo